Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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