Are we in a gay sports bar?
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Your cock deserves a montage
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
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