playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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