There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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