I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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