its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
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she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
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When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
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