omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
My ATM looks so different sober.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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