If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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