i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
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Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
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If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
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