So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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