Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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