I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
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M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
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He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
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we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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