Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i can't believe i had my finger in that
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
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Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Someone shattered a urinal.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
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That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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