How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
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Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
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I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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