So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
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I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
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I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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