I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
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The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
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He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
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