id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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