your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
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