That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
Randomize
