I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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