shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
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This gyro tastes like lonliness
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
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You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness