Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
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