shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
We left the knife in your bed.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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