You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
whose ass print is on the piano?
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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