I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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