How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
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she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
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Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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