Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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