im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
my poor anus
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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