Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
Randomize
