please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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