careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
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When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
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She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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