I skipped work to stalk him.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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