i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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