i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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