3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
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What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
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Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
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