Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
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I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
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Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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