I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
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there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
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Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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