Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
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I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
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We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
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