I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
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Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
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I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
why is half of my head shaved?
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