Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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