You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
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