I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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