11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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