His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
drinking out of a sandbucket again
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He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
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I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
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