Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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