i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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