did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
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I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
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By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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