U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
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Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
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Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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