i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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