i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
lets start a swedish sibling band together
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
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mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
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Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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