She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
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Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
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I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
If I die, sorry about rent.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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