is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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