drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
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i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
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Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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