Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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