I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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