some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
do nipples grow back?
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